My Anti-Bucket List

While everyone spends so much time accumulating their bucket list, I thought it was about high time I made a list of things that I have successfully not done and hope to never do. Because when all else fails, my failure to do certain things might just be the key to keeping what sanity I have left.

Things I plan not to do:

1. Make anyone feel bad about the way they look.

2. Read the Twilight series

3. Read the Harry Potter series (sorry fans, just can't do it.)

4. Go to a Justin Bieber concert

5. Go bungee jumping. I'm good on that.

6. Be a Red Sox fan

7. Watch an entire game of golf

8. Read What to Expect When You're Expecting

9. Fall down a flight of stairs

10. Butt in front of someone in a line

11. Drop out of college

12. Not dance at a wedding reception (double negative!)

13. Go to a Nickelback concert

14. Enjoy eating olives

15. Hurt people's feelings on purpose

16. Make anyone feel stupid

17. Buy a Windows computer

18. Not say "bless you" when someone sneezes

19. Pull out in front of someone with my car

20. Become an Olympic swimmer (that, we all know, is just not in the stars for me)

These turned out to be less deep than I had originally planned. But hey, I try. 

This is my last week of Chemistry and I am elated by the thought. Anyone who enjoys drawing Lewis Structures is no friend of mine. In other news, I remembered to take salmon out of the freezer to thaw this morning. I guess you could say I'm a go-getter. Normally I forget to thaw something and we end up eating hot dogs for every meal. Those moms out there with everything all together (for example, all of their brain cells), they are mythical, superhero creatures. I broke four crayons just walking to the bathroom this morning. When I think about the state of our apartment, I start to break out into hives. But like I said, I try and that's all that matters.

xo,

M